Riku stars in a Cartoon show
He wasn’t hurt though, and thanks to the show creators, none of the cartoon characters was. Riku and the gang of cartoons changed into these really cool cowboy and cowgirl outfits complete with large hats and side pistol bags with pistols in them. They entered into these large rooms crowded with people having piles of fun on pachinko machines and tables with colorful wheels on top of them. Riku and his cartoon buddies won stacks of green money. They didn’t have any blue or brown Japanese money in that room. All they had was these green notes and shiny gold coins.
A fight started in one corner of the large room and very quickly spread all over the room. Everyone including Riku and his band of cartoon characters was hitting somebody or something or being hit! The conflict soon spilled over onto the streets. The police quickly arrived to stop the disturbance from turning into a world war. Everyone had pulled out a gun and people who’d run home to get weapons were back with them. “It’s the Asian kids who started it!” said a guy who looked like a rock star with a bloody face. It wasn’t true! Riku wasn’t anywhere near the spot where the fight had broken out. “Where’re they?” said a large police officer with a piggy neck. “Right over there, little scam bags posing like cowboys. Let me smoke ‘em rascals before they cause any further ruin to the town!” shouted a cowgirl in pink boots waving a long pink pistol as a flying boat with FUTSUBISHI AIRBOATS written on it touched down to lift Riku and the cartoon characters to safety. “They’re getting away!” someone shouted. “Who has a big gun I can borrow?” said the large police officer with no neck. “John Wayne!” the crowd shouted. An old man of about seventy-five or older, stepped forward with a very large weapon. He looked pretty buff despite his advanced age, I’d admit. But I wondered what in the world John Wayne a grandfather, was doing with such a weapon in his house. The world can be a very dangerous place, especially in the cartoon shows. “OK John Wayne, said the neckless police officer. Aim and shoot that thing down when you’re ready.” “I don’t need to aim. This baby can shoot god, Satan, the angels, demons and the goblins down from heaven,” said John Wayne and took a shot. In shock, I closed my eyes! John Wayne shot a bunch of large flashing neon signs clean off the city missing the Futsubishi airboat by meters! “Holly dog’s droppings!” the crowd said calling the dog’s droppings by their real name in English (that starts with a fashionable letter of the alphabet called “S”) and they all spat on the asphalt as they watched the flying boat get away, only to hit a large cube of ice placed in its way by a bunch of malicious cartoon aliens with red teeth, fish eyes and chicken legs somewhere over Hokkaido. I think I feinted.
outfit (一揃いの)服装、衣裳
get away 逃げる
a bunch of … …の集団、大勢の…
feinted フェイントをかけられた、陽動作戦をかけられた
